One of my favorite holidays is right around the corner, Halloween! I love getting dressed up for any occasion just to make life even more fun and festive! Though I haven’t decided exactly what I’m going to be this year, one thing is for sure, I’ve been doing some research on couple Halloween costume ideas and inspiration and have found some wild and crazy ideas!
That said, I decided to share some of my findings. Here is a list of some of the BEST Halloween couple costumes I’ve found, some of the WORST couple Halloween costumes and finally a handful that are just awkward.
Without further ado, let’s dive into the best of the best couples Halloween costumes:
Prepare to question your artistic abilities and dedication to the sport of playing dress up upon seeing the best and most original couple Halloween costumes below. These couple costumes are so good, they leave us wondering if ‘dress up’ or ‘role play’ isn’t just a sport played on Halloween for this couple!
Looking for a easy DIY last minute awesome Halloween costume? These NERDS owned this Halloween.
It’s classy, it’s (mostly) clean, and it’s perfect for you film junkies who secretly wished they could wear 60s clothes on a daily basis! This Austin Powers couple costume will make everyone smile.
Curious George and Andy is a brilliant and original couple costume that is one of the best in our book. This costume is an easy to make, great last minute option for couples on Halloween and definitely a winner of many hearts. Note: totally optional to carry your monkey around all night!
Deer in headlights, pun clearly intended. This couple Halloween costume is pure genius and simply hilarious.
Make every 80s child swoon with this Candy Land couple Halloween costume.
You can never go wrong on Halloween when you go superheros. These are super easy to find and always a fan favorite.
We loved this one!! This sweet couple does breakfast for dinner as Mrs. Butterworths maple syrup and her waffle!
Though dated a few years ago, we still have to give it to Mariah & Nick, they nailed the milk and cookies Halloween costume. There’s nothing better than going as your favorite paired snack, that is, unless you actually had milk and cookies to share!
Mary Poppins is a great idea for a last minute Halloween costume! You can find most of these things in your closet or a nearby thrift shop!
This couple keeps it clean, fun, and cute this Halloween as bank robbers. The best part, this is a super easy DIY Halloween costume you can make at home!
Now prepare yourself. Your stomach will turn and friendships will be questioned upon seeing the worst couple Halloween costumes. These costume ideas would be illegal, or banned in other countries. The following Halloween costume ideas are simply that bad or inappropriate. Here are some of the WORST Halloween costumes for couples:
Birth control at it’s best.
Actually, this is birth control at it’s best. Truly. WTFudge where they thinking?!
It’s funny, kind of, not really, limp limbs are always just weird. The execution was mediocre, I mean her hair is perfect. How realistic is that for a roller coaster ride?
This is were we draw the line and you get kicked out of the party. You just made everyone throw up a little bit. This has nothing to do with being a feminist and everything to do with being overly graphic with bodily fluids and you just crossed the line.
Finally, here are Halloween couple costumes that just create an awkward silence. They aren’t terrible really, nor do they make us queasy, but these couple costumes just make us wonder if maybe it was their mutual awkwardness that makes this couple work so well together.
I mean… really?
Obviously this costume idea is designed to entertain us, he sticking it in her, etc etc. But really, even if you’re the nerdiest of nerd and the techiest of tech, it’s still just awkward. You can do much better this Halloween, we believe in you.
The over sized ginormous boobs are kind of funny, but more so awkward. I hope you don’t think anyone will be actually looking up at your face, and what about when you have to go to the bathroom… that’s when things get real awkward.
The plug and outlet is as awkward as it is nerdy. This couple Halloween costume makes us wonder if it’s this awkward in the bedroom.
That’s all for now! So if you’ve learned anything about the best, worst, and most awkward Halloween costume ideas for couples, I hope it’s that anything inserting into anything is awkward or inappropriate and really you’re safest best is something that’s genuinely funny without being gross.
What are you dressing up as this Halloween!? Share your favorite costumes!
This just in… If you aren’t sold on any of the above ideas, here’s probably this 2014’s most hilarious Halloween costume: the Sexy Ebola Nurse costume! Grab your hazmat suit & mask to pair along side a doctor or nurse out there for an all time super timely and hilarious couple costume!